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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

OBAMA!!!

WOW. unbelievable night. I have no words to describe the historic moment I just witnessed. I popped a bottle of bubbly and pondered how I would tell my grandkids about this night.

Now, if we can cross our fingers for the CA props!
No on 4,6,8,9
Yes on 5

Saturday, November 1, 2008


Unless there's equality for all, there is no equally at all.

Come on people, it's 2008, can we stop hatin?????????????


I can't F-in wait for TUESDAY!!! I don't care if I have to wait 8 hours in line to vote. I can't believe I am lucky enough to be able to participate in such a monumental moment in history and I am so excited to tell my grandchildren about what it felt like to vote for the first African American president. I know that the majority of my Vietnamese community will be voting McCain on Tuesday. I know that the reasons they will range from fear of communism(that mccain-palin have tapped into), ignorance, lack of language ability to understand the issues (since the asian community is so diverse in language, it is almost impossible for campaigns to have enough resources to cater to all), and yes, plain racism. It baffles me that anyone who is a minority that experiences all the racism and hardships associated in a lower socio-economic status would then turn around and be racist to others communities of color but hey, that's a post for another day...maybe even a thesis. Anywho, I am proud to say that my brother and I have succeeded in loving/annoying our parents to the left...and after many years of being republican, they are now not only voting for democrats and OBAMA but are so pro-Obama that they have gotten into verbal fights with other family members. Damn I'm good. I now have a distorted sense of power and believe that if I could flip my super traditional, crazy catholic, former racist, homophobic parents to join the right side...I can flip ANYONE...honestly, it's just common sense. See you at the polls.

Oh, did I mention that I'm also excited to not have to hear Palin's sorry excuse for a human being, whinny, hate instigating, ferret ass voice anymore??? YAHOO!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Palin on SNL

She had about 5 lines that didn't require much acting. Most of the acting happen during her little dance while Amy Phoeler was rapping. Overall, not bad though...kinda funny...maybe this is the better career move for Palin than VP. She's hilarious when she's just herself. They should give her a full time job at SNL.

Friday, October 10, 2008

GO BACK TO ALASKA!!!

Geezus!!! What the hell is wrong with Sarah Palin? I, like most people, have been slightly amused by the sheer ridiculousness of the comedy show that is Palin, but now it's gone too far. I'm one that believes in being able to express an opinion in a productive and intellectual manner but damn...she is dumb as a bag of dirt! I have never witness anyone on t.v. with such an endless supply of bullshit since Billy O'. Let's examine a few of the charming aspects of Sarah Palin.

1. If she f-in winks at me one more time I'm going to vomit! Who the hell does that??? How can you in one breathe complain about sexism and then stand on a stage during a vp debate and wink repeatedly at the camera. WINK???? WINK???? The only women who winks at a job interview are strippers! Not that I mean to offend any woman who chooses to be a stripper by comparing her to Palin. Ms. Palin, you really need to get that twitching eye thing checked out.

2. What the fuck is up with this Obama is a terrorist shit? Terrorist?? really? that's the best you could come up with? What next? He as cooties? If you don't know who Barack Obama is, you REALLY have not read any of those infinite amounts of magazines and newspapers that have been put infront of you. You're a fucking moron. Who the HELL are YOU???? Why don't you just go ahead and say that you don't trust him because he's not like you...because he's black.

3. Ok, so I know that people have been ranting about all these sexist comments that no one seemed to have cared about when Hillary Clinton was running but because I am confident in my feminism I'm going say what I think anyway. I'm sorry but saying that your "family values" talk is contradictory to your actions is not sexist. If you claim to be the party of "family values" then what the hell are you doing running around the country when you have an infant, a small child, and a pregnant 17 year old at home? I would feel this way if Palin was a man! Woman or Man, that family obviously have a lot going on that needs the full attention of BOTH parents so unless Todd is some kind of super hero, Palin is in fact sacrificing her family values to romp around the country calling Obama a terrorist.

4. Can we please stop with these accusations that being pro-choice is being pro-abortion? Really, it's old. If her pregnant daughter is off limits then why the hell isn't everyone else's pregnant daughter off limits? I'm sorry but saying that a girl who gets raped by her father does not get to talk through that decision with her loved ones and make her own decision about such a tremendously personal decision is completely barbaric. Then again, expected from someone who feels like women should pay for their own rape kits. Are you kidding me? Palin...stay the hell out of my uterus.

5. Palin has a gay friend...please, someone give her a damn cookie for having a gay friend. I think it makes it worse that she has a gay friend. What kind of heartless monster doesn't think their FRIEND deserves to be able to love the one they choose.

This list can go on for days but I don't want to waste that much time on Palin...she's not worth her weight in shit. Her annoying, sarcastic, trying to insinuate that Obama is a terrorist, woman hatting, RACIST, ignorant tactics needs to go back to her cave in Alaska so she can keep an eye on the Russian. SHE is putting the woman's movement back a thousand years.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

First Bullshiter: Communist Government of Vietnam


Congrats on being the first bullshiter on my blog, Commies. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll grab quite a few more spots.

My mom just showed me a youtube video of a Vietnamese woman pulling down her pants in front of some police officers in Hanoi that inspired me to write this blog. (now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write) This woman, who must be in her 50's or 60's, is part of a group of farmers who have come to the capital to protest the glorious work that APEC and the VCG (Vietnamese Commie Gov) has done in Vietnam. She pulls down her pants and screams "you want to search something? I'll let you search whatever you want"

To make a long story short, the government has basically stolen land and kicked farmers off their land in order to "develop". I am embarrassed at my lack of knowledge on this issue and turned to trusted google for information. However, the lack of information on the plight of these people frustrated me and made me feel helpless at the same time. These farmers have no desire but to work their own land and provide for their families have to watch their kids starve on the streets of overcrowded cities for years without any response to their grievances to government officials. This has been going on for about 10 years but the struggle has not been very known outside of Vietnam until recently With the boom of internet videos and news, the government has had to back off a little bit on their overt suppression of dissidents. Many of them have been captured, beaten, and killed for speaking out, yet they continue to risk their lives everyday to protest in a country that is notorious for its suppression of human rights, freedom of religion, and freedom of press/speech. Some of them travel from one end of the country to the other and show up everyday in front of government offices to protest and demand that their grievances be resolved. This of course is no small feat for poor farmers of little means. The truth is they have to other choice. They have nothing. They were literally thrown out on their backs. Although I have nothing to offer them, I felt like I needed to speak my mind in some form and contribute my thoughts to their struggle. However insignificant this blog is on the massive world of the world wide web, I can't sleep tonight unless I exercise the freedom of speech that I take for granted.

Now, understandably, the progress of a country depends on the government being able to make calls that fall under "imminent domain." However, stealing someone's land that they have worked for hundreds of years and simply kicking them off by force, without any explanation or compensation, to fend for themselves so you can build luxury high rises and golf courses where you can sip drinks and show your pink ring is a little bit much don't you think?

In my google search, I came across a blog by a student who went to participate in the APEC festivities in Hanoi. It went something like this: "omg...vietnam was so awesome, everything was hot and awesome, oh and they didn't let anyone in our party talk to any of the regular citizens on the street but oh well, everything else was so cool...omg me and my bff jill were having so much fun talking about how progressive vietnam has become...it's like so exciting!" GEE...I WONDER WHY they won't let you talk to the people you halfwit! But don't worry, when you drive past all the shacks and shantytowns on your way to your five star hotel room, you can use some government controlled newspapers to cover up the windows so the scenery on your road to 'progress' won't ruin your trip for you.

How ironic it is that these "proletariats", upon whose backs and corpses this government placed the burden of 'liberating' the country in the bloodbath of the Vietnam War, are once again being asked to sacrifice their life for the "party" and beloved "uncle HO". Without going into an endless tirade about who fucked up more in the war, the current administration's actions are completely moronic and outrageous. Their idea of progression is similar to that of a child cleaning up his/her room by throwing everything under the bed or in the closet. When any international attention is paid to the country these protester and dissident citizens simply "disappear" for the duration of the "guests" visit. If I have to hear about how much progress Vietnam has made and how great the country is now OR how amazing and liberating the 'revolution' was for the people one more time I might kill myself in the face. Speaking as a proud, as Big Pappa Billy O would say, "devil-worshipping secular progressive", I want no part of this 'revolution' if this is how it's going to "liberate" my people.

I call BULLSHIT on the Vietnamese communist government (and moronic tourists).

In solidarity.

giving in to the blog world

So this is my very first blog entry...ever. I've been wanting to create a blog for a long time but for one reason or another haven't. I guess I just had not found the right amount of inspiration. I always have too much to say about a myriad of issues from my daily life to world events and the general state of existence but the daunting task of expression has always thwarted me. However, tonight, after watching a very powerful youtube video (which I will discuss in further detail in my next posting), I became inspired. This is an experiment that I hope will succeed but who knows how much time I will be able to allocate from life for this blog. Being a high school teacher doesn't really give me too much free time but I'm hoping that with summer around the corner, I will have time for this blog to take off and hopefully ride the momentum. Let's just hope this "commitment" doesn't end up like my commitment to going to the gym. I'm not quite sure what the overall tone or theme for this blog will be yet and hopefully that will develop with time but for now..."ranting" is probably an adequate description.